feel good

I took the train, with a friend, to Belfort ( a lost city in east of  France).It was nice to get a 2days long break from the gym and Paris! It's awesome when you go to a place where you don't have to worry about what you look like and what you wear all the time ! :)










TTYL bitches

fuck love

 

artist: brian viveros,  very talented

off to work :)

HEyyy ! Today is my first internship day as a "makeup artist" :D I'm a little nervous, hope I don't screw up! We gonna be 5 girls to put make up on 120people for a dance show in 4 hours! LOL stress!

TTYL BITCHES  :P have a nice sunday!

Jokes that I think are funny

I love to hear jokes, especially from people who are good at telling them! I'm very bad at telling and remembering jokes! hehe :P  I searched for some jokes on the internet and here are those that I thought were funny:
  
1/ Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
      Usually she slept through the class.

     One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

      When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

      A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

      Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"  hehehe :P
        
                  2/ A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

              The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

            The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

           There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
            LOL silly joke :P!

            the next one I think is a good one:

            3/ Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine,  they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
          ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

            I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

            “And what do you deduce from that?”

            Watson ponders for a minute.

            “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
            Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

            Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
           
          4/ Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
            Student: I is the....
            Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
            Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. HAHAHA

      5/ "Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
           "No. What?"
           "Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"

     6/ My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.  lame:P
     
     7/ What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar  in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.   hehehe

If someone has a nice joke I would more than gladly like to hear it !
TTYL bitches have a nice saturday!

Girls

The Rich Girls Steal
The Pretty Girls Lie
The Smart Girls Play Dumb
And The Dumb Girls Spend Their Day Trying To Be All Of The Above

Maybe I should live on Mars

I'm a norwegian girl in France, a french girl in Norway and a foreigner everywhere else. 

I'm an alien.

luckily humans don't bite.  :)

Buddha

Buddha made some amazing quotes, His way of thinking is very inspiring, at least to me! here are my favourite quotes by him, I try to learn from them:

 

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."(He knew about the LAW OF ATTRACTION :-) ) 

"If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him."

 

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."

 

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."

 

"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely."

"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship."

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?"

"I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act."

"In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true."

   

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

 

"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
 

"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell."

thank you, Buddha!

MAC Foundation

hey , this blog was meant to be about makeup, but I think it's boring to only write about that.. but whatever girls I have to share an amazing product with you that will make your face look flawless and not like you're wearing a mask: it's the MAC studio fix fluid foundation! It's the best foundation I have ever tried, and believe me Ive tried many :P!  ive been asked more than twice what im using to get nice looking skin, so Im telling you bitches, ehm sorry I mean ladies, go and buy it, you will not regret!!

I use the lightest shade, Im white like your sheets  x)

Everyone is like" MAC this MAC that, it's amazing blablabla " well I agree haha it is seriously a very good brand with quality products and it's in between cheap and expensive!   The only thing I refuse to buy is their brushes! really expensive..I don't get why a brush should cost 40euros! you dont fool me on that one, MAC :P

TTYL bitches!

Salut

I looked like this today!

 What a day! I woke up at 8am and came home at 8pm, busy days are awesome, you feel alive!! I was at the photoshoot today, all in all it took 6hours and a half, phew! I can't wait to see the photos! Hope I don't look like a clown !  
Im ending this day with a nice shower after one really intensive workout at the gym and walking the dog !Im almost 100% sure i'm gonna have a good night sleep! halleluja :P
Hope you had a cool day whoever you are!!!! TTYL bitches :)

don't give a shit

IM GOING TO THE GYM TONIGHT FOR 2 HOURS, NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN A VIRUS!! CHACHA IS TOUGH!!(not really,,)















                                                    have a nice evening!!

crap

I start to get sick! must be the changing weather! I hate it I feel like a helpless baby and the people that I would like to talk to and get advice from are too far away now, sucks!! I'm gonna stop feeling sorry for myself and get my ass to the pharmacie! 
see you later aligator!

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. :)

If I keep those rats much longer my dog's gonna jump on the table and eat them! I tell him all the time he's my favourite rat but that doesnt make him less jealous...

LoL I look kinda stupid!:P

Today was a nice day even if it was a crazy wet monday! Raining all day.. and soo hot at the same time, heavy is the word!
Wang did the final makeup on me before her exam on wednesday, it took almost 7 hours to do and RE-DO everything lol hair makeup costume nails...god,  Im glad Im patient :P  then tonight I got really sweaty at the gym, mmmh AMAZING :D



TTYL bitches have good night!

Bingo

I tell myself everyday Im a winner, JUST KIDDING!! lol...

No one is a loser, we are all the sperm that won! so if you never win the lotteri it's fine because you already won something better :P









Have a nice rainy monday!!!

kiss my ass

 I have noticed that, in many cases, when a girl meets a boy, in the begginning the boy is really funny and nice and later if it turns out he wants "more" than friendship with the girl ,and  she is not really interested the boy becomes really mean!
It has happened to me several times and it's really not pleasant! They start to critisize, or  even worse, completely "ignore" you... and that sucks when you used to get along...if you know what I mean..

WHATEVER, prince charming you can kiss my ass!

TTYL, bitches :P

Money can make you feel....

Money:

Money can make you feel rich
Money can make you feel good
Money can make you feel powerful
Money can make you feel generous
Money can make you feel popular



Money can make you feel used 
Money can make you feel greedy
Money can make you feel spoiled

Money can make you feel unworthy
Money can make you feel like a loser
Money can make you feel alone
Money can make you feel jealous
Money can make you feel poor
Money can make you feel exploited



Money Sucks!

Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.

Have a sexy sunday ;) TTYL bitches!

I have to wake up and STOP holding on to people that make me feel stupid and unhappy and just get over it!  It sounds soooo easy but it's soooo hard! OMG sometimes I hate myself for being a naiv idiot!
Everyone deserves the best, no exceptions, even Oussama ben Laden !

drink and forget

lol lame :P

drink and eat candy! very good chacha!

 TODAY I feel really bad and tired so Im gonna get drunk tonight at the birthday party and try to have fun and forget the crap that's haunting my mind!  :)
ttyl bitches have a lovely weekend!!

my favourite quotes!

All men are equal, but some men are more equal than others

dear god, if you can't make me thin, please make my friends fat.

Don't worry, be happy

Qui vivra, verra.

We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us.
Hurt the ones who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Weight is an issue of mind over matter, if you don’t mind then it doesn’t matter.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning how to dance in the rain. my favourite  :D

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train.  LOL

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

fall down seven times stand up eight !

I have many more but I don't remember them..

What are your favourite quotes?

come as you are

I started a little diet and worked out alot after summer 2010.I lost 11kg in 6months!!! I went from 64 to 53 kilos and I'm 1meter70 which means Im quite thin and Im really happy I made it!! I worked hard and it payed off :)! I really wanted to lose weight cause I felt like shit!  I still workout very much because I love it not just because I want to lose weight! I dont diet, I eat whatever I want and try to be healthy etc..



Now there are still days I feel I have to lose even more weight to look nice, and that really sucks!  The only clothes I ALWAYS feel skinny and good looking in are my gymclothes!haha no kidding!!and when I use my regular clothes it happens sometimes where I feel like I look "fat"! It's really screwed up! The worst is that I know Im skinny... but still sometimes it doesnt feel like it :/  I blame ,one of the most superficial city, PARIS for making me feel like this and pressuring me to look a certain way to be happy!  " come as you are " should be everyones motto for life.

TTYL  happy friday!!! :)

OFF TO THE GYM!!

First 45 min of RPM + stretch

Then 1 hour body Pump :D

Did you know?

Did you know when you dream about a person, that person went to sleep thinking of you?

Did you know when the person you like looks at you and then looks down, they're crazy about you?

Did you know that when a person looks at you directly in the eyes they love you more than you think?

Did you know when that person looks at you a lot they can't live without you?

waddup

what do you think?

hello! today Im going to be a "model" for a girl who soon will be a qualified makeup artist, she only needs to pass her final exam, Im happy she chose me to be her model because its fun to see her work, she's talented and she gives good makeup advice :D  The theme is fashion, we've already done some practice on me last week and today she wants to make it better before the real exam day which is next wednesday! I will post pictures of the final result if you want to..I think it's gonna be great with the makeup, hairstyle, big hat and funny dress combined :D
TTYL bitches! have a nice day :)

do you wonder what joseph von nazaret really looked like?

here you go :P

just do it!

HAHA

     

        "It can be difficult!" said the Doubt
        "It can be risky, "said the Fear
        "It might not pay off, "said the Reason
          ...
        "Do it anyway ..." whispered the Heart ...        

                                         ♥

poster hanging on my wall :)

HAPPINESS IS A MOOD, NOT A DESTINATION!

Have a good day!! :)