Maybe I should live on Mars

I'm a norwegian girl in France, a french girl in Norway and a foreigner everywhere else. 

I'm an alien.

luckily humans don't bite.  :)

Buddha

Buddha made some amazing quotes, His way of thinking is very inspiring, at least to me! here are my favourite quotes by him, I try to learn from them:

 

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought."(He knew about the LAW OF ATTRACTION :-) ) 

"If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him."

 

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."

 

"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."

 

"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely."

"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship."

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?"

"I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act."

"In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true."

   

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

 

"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways."
 

"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell."

thank you, Buddha!

MAC Foundation

hey , this blog was meant to be about makeup, but I think it's boring to only write about that.. but whatever girls I have to share an amazing product with you that will make your face look flawless and not like you're wearing a mask: it's the MAC studio fix fluid foundation! It's the best foundation I have ever tried, and believe me Ive tried many :P!  ive been asked more than twice what im using to get nice looking skin, so Im telling you bitches, ehm sorry I mean ladies, go and buy it, you will not regret!!

I use the lightest shade, Im white like your sheets  x)

Everyone is like" MAC this MAC that, it's amazing blablabla " well I agree haha it is seriously a very good brand with quality products and it's in between cheap and expensive!   The only thing I refuse to buy is their brushes! really expensive..I don't get why a brush should cost 40euros! you dont fool me on that one, MAC :P

TTYL bitches!

Salut

I looked like this today!

 What a day! I woke up at 8am and came home at 8pm, busy days are awesome, you feel alive!! I was at the photoshoot today, all in all it took 6hours and a half, phew! I can't wait to see the photos! Hope I don't look like a clown !  
Im ending this day with a nice shower after one really intensive workout at the gym and walking the dog !Im almost 100% sure i'm gonna have a good night sleep! halleluja :P
Hope you had a cool day whoever you are!!!! TTYL bitches :)

don't give a shit

IM GOING TO THE GYM TONIGHT FOR 2 HOURS, NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN A VIRUS!! CHACHA IS TOUGH!!(not really,,)















                                                    have a nice evening!!

crap

I start to get sick! must be the changing weather! I hate it I feel like a helpless baby and the people that I would like to talk to and get advice from are too far away now, sucks!! I'm gonna stop feeling sorry for myself and get my ass to the pharmacie! 
see you later aligator!

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. :)

If I keep those rats much longer my dog's gonna jump on the table and eat them! I tell him all the time he's my favourite rat but that doesnt make him less jealous...

LoL I look kinda stupid!:P

Today was a nice day even if it was a crazy wet monday! Raining all day.. and soo hot at the same time, heavy is the word!
Wang did the final makeup on me before her exam on wednesday, it took almost 7 hours to do and RE-DO everything lol hair makeup costume nails...god,  Im glad Im patient :P  then tonight I got really sweaty at the gym, mmmh AMAZING :D



TTYL bitches have good night!

Bingo

I tell myself everyday Im a winner, JUST KIDDING!! lol...

No one is a loser, we are all the sperm that won! so if you never win the lotteri it's fine because you already won something better :P









Have a nice rainy monday!!!

kiss my ass

 I have noticed that, in many cases, when a girl meets a boy, in the begginning the boy is really funny and nice and later if it turns out he wants "more" than friendship with the girl ,and  she is not really interested the boy becomes really mean!
It has happened to me several times and it's really not pleasant! They start to critisize, or  even worse, completely "ignore" you... and that sucks when you used to get along...if you know what I mean..

WHATEVER, prince charming you can kiss my ass!

TTYL, bitches :P

Money can make you feel....

Money:

Money can make you feel rich
Money can make you feel good
Money can make you feel powerful
Money can make you feel generous
Money can make you feel popular



Money can make you feel used 
Money can make you feel greedy
Money can make you feel spoiled

Money can make you feel unworthy
Money can make you feel like a loser
Money can make you feel alone
Money can make you feel jealous
Money can make you feel poor
Money can make you feel exploited



Money Sucks!

Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.

Have a sexy sunday ;) TTYL bitches!

I have to wake up and STOP holding on to people that make me feel stupid and unhappy and just get over it!  It sounds soooo easy but it's soooo hard! OMG sometimes I hate myself for being a naiv idiot!
Everyone deserves the best, no exceptions, even Oussama ben Laden !

drink and forget

lol lame :P

drink and eat candy! very good chacha!

 TODAY I feel really bad and tired so Im gonna get drunk tonight at the birthday party and try to have fun and forget the crap that's haunting my mind!  :)
ttyl bitches have a lovely weekend!!

my favourite quotes!

All men are equal, but some men are more equal than others

dear god, if you can't make me thin, please make my friends fat.

Don't worry, be happy

Qui vivra, verra.

We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us.
Hurt the ones who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Weight is an issue of mind over matter, if you don’t mind then it doesn’t matter.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning how to dance in the rain. my favourite  :D

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train.  LOL

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

fall down seven times stand up eight !

I have many more but I don't remember them..

What are your favourite quotes?

come as you are

I started a little diet and worked out alot after summer 2010.I lost 11kg in 6months!!! I went from 64 to 53 kilos and I'm 1meter70 which means Im quite thin and Im really happy I made it!! I worked hard and it payed off :)! I really wanted to lose weight cause I felt like shit!  I still workout very much because I love it not just because I want to lose weight! I dont diet, I eat whatever I want and try to be healthy etc..



Now there are still days I feel I have to lose even more weight to look nice, and that really sucks!  The only clothes I ALWAYS feel skinny and good looking in are my gymclothes!haha no kidding!!and when I use my regular clothes it happens sometimes where I feel like I look "fat"! It's really screwed up! The worst is that I know Im skinny... but still sometimes it doesnt feel like it :/  I blame ,one of the most superficial city, PARIS for making me feel like this and pressuring me to look a certain way to be happy!  " come as you are " should be everyones motto for life.

TTYL  happy friday!!! :)

OFF TO THE GYM!!

First 45 min of RPM + stretch

Then 1 hour body Pump :D

Did you know?

Did you know when you dream about a person, that person went to sleep thinking of you?

Did you know when the person you like looks at you and then looks down, they're crazy about you?

Did you know that when a person looks at you directly in the eyes they love you more than you think?

Did you know when that person looks at you a lot they can't live without you?

waddup

what do you think?

hello! today Im going to be a "model" for a girl who soon will be a qualified makeup artist, she only needs to pass her final exam, Im happy she chose me to be her model because its fun to see her work, she's talented and she gives good makeup advice :D  The theme is fashion, we've already done some practice on me last week and today she wants to make it better before the real exam day which is next wednesday! I will post pictures of the final result if you want to..I think it's gonna be great with the makeup, hairstyle, big hat and funny dress combined :D
TTYL bitches! have a nice day :)

do you wonder what joseph von nazaret really looked like?

here you go :P

just do it!

HAHA

     

        "It can be difficult!" said the Doubt
        "It can be risky, "said the Fear
        "It might not pay off, "said the Reason
          ...
        "Do it anyway ..." whispered the Heart ...        

                                         ♥

poster hanging on my wall :)

HAPPINESS IS A MOOD, NOT A DESTINATION!

Have a good day!! :)